“Oh that is sad…” She chomps her gum furiously, arms folded over her chest. The sad in question: Steve Harrington. “A week ago all he could talk about is how GROSS this Byers kid is and now he & his doting cliche of a girlfriend are all buddied up together overnight. How much y’wanna bet Nancy is fucking both of them?”
“LOSERS usually herd together, Carol” said Heather, stating what she thought was the obvious “I mean, he was STAINED with loserness the moment he played tonsil hockey with that GIRL SCOUT COOKIE” At the mention of the GEEK SQUAD partaking in sexual intercourse, Heather smiled “Color me NAUSEOUS! I bet Steve takes it up the ASS from that Byers Creep”